paper trail

here's some random stuff that happens in the lives of our teenaged heroes. remember folks: be careful out there-it's only teenage wasteland!



SCHOOL SCHEDULE...............Josh McWhiteboy
CLASS                                           ROOM               INSTRUCTOR      CREDITS
Auto Shop II....................................auto shop.........McQueen L...............1.3354545
How To Seduce Freshman Girls.......0001...............a sketchy-ass senior....1,000,000
Honors Outtro to Physics.................260.................Newton, I. ..................1.0
Lunch...............................................caf..................Yum, O........................0.5
Spanish Pick-Up Lines 101..............124..............Tequila, S. .......................1.0
It Ain't Rocket Science, Kid..............203.............that's SIR to you!...............0.5, if ya pass
Gym................................................Gym.................Jim..................................J1m
PROJECTED CREDITS: 2X+3(5Y)=-YX+4/9Y




LUNCH MENU: week of September 25, 2010

MONDAY: grilled roadkill frog
                   matress springs with gravy
                 vegetable matter
                 fruit+veggie bar

TUESDAY: greaseburger
                  "fries"
                  fruit+veggie bar

WEDNESDAY: eat yer meat and drink yer milk, kids!

THURSDAY: grade 'D' beef patty with eraser shavings
                  preservative soup
                    corn syrup

FRIDAY: protein bar
                vitamin pills
               sports drink
               assorted imitation fruits and vegetables
SATURDAY: haha, fooled ya kids!





HOMEWORK LOG: DOOR, MATT S. -Grade 9

BIO: discover cure for cancer
ENGLISH: write Great American Novel. preferably on paper, not on the bathroom walls.
SPANISH: translate your 3 favorite swears into spanish using a spanish-english dictionary, then insult someone in spanish.
GYM:  git some gym clothes, kid! git some proper sneakers!
AGRICULTURE: grow a giant beanstalk that reaches to the sky. climb (also applies for extra credit in gym). beware of giant.
ALGEBRA: X2-4y!?!?:$%&$&^=J=J?$%Y6!!!! #h-8/y
SOCIAL STUDIES: using the principles we studied in class, plot  a violent takeover of your town, village, or city. for extra credit, carry out plan.
LUNCH: pack it. seriously. unless you want to eat cafeteria slop.



so, there's the 'paper trail' our beloved characters have left us THIS week! next up: Matt Door goes to detention, and a sports write-up of Patsy's soccer game!