the Mediocre Mountain Lady Vultures soccer team had two tragic losses yesterday. by this we mean they lost a game, and also their long-standing coach, Nelly Meansky, who as of press time was in a coma at the local hospital after smelling the locker rooms. rescuers had to wear gas masks in order to rescue the stricken coach, and unfortunately she is not expected to recover fully by the end of soccer season.
Also, they lost in a close match with the Barnstable Boogeyman, who ended the game with their trademark chant 'who's afraid of the boogeymen?' The score was3-2 Barnstable, with the winning goal being scored with 2 minutes left in the game by Trisha Faux-Pas of the Boogeymen. The Vultures, however, fought hard for the ball up until the end, with two goals scored by Product-Placement Patsy, one of the team's star offense players.
in other sports news, the Langley Saxons and the Lenox Millionaires are squaring off for an epic match in the final round of the ongoing Battle Of The WASPs Tournament. the Saxons rose to the final level of competition after defeating the Sussex Suburbanites 5-1.
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