Product Placement Patsy

this is my (lia's) take on a day in the life of an over-commercialized, WASP-y, but perfectly content All-American Girl. enjoy. 

Hello my name is Product-Placement Patsy! i bought into commercialism and mass-marketing and now i am the ideal, happy, all-american girl! i am 5’5”, weigh 110, and have perfect skin, a perfect tan, perfect white teeth, a gorgeous face, long wavy thick hair that never frizzes, and  fit into size 2 jeans. i also have a wonderful, loving, happy middle class family, and i manage to never get drunk, do drugs, tag walls with spry paint, have one-night stands with random sleazy older guys, have sex with my boyfriend in the back of his car, fail high school class, or have to take any sort of therapy or antidepressants! and no matter what i eat, i never get fat. nevertheless, i eat mostly lean chicken or turkey, fruits and veggies, skim milk, and whole grains, and i never eat breakfast.  i am super-popular and have a million friends, but my three best friends are named Sara, Alicia, and Ashley. i spend ALL my time with them, when i am not spending time with my family, babysitting, volunteering at the animal shelter, playing on the soccer team, or going on dates with my boyfriend, Josh McWhiteboy. we recently went to a Kanye West concert. He loves Kanye. later, we were making out in his car and he said he wanted to have sex with me, but i told him i was saving myself for marriage. it’s ok, i will stay with him anyway, even though he is a horny teenage boy. he is very hot, and we work out together at the gym sometimes. anyway, more about my girl besties. we love going shopping at the mall together. our favorite store is Victoria’s Secret. (shh!) our other fave thing to do is hang on the beach and work on our tans! sometimes when we are feeling adventurous we go for sushi.  here’s what a day in my life looks like:

7:00 AM: wake up to radio alarm clock blasting Taylor Swift.

7:05 AM: shower, use special anti-frizz serum, deep condition hair

7:25 AM: brush teeth, blow-dry hair, wardrobe selection

7:45 AM: style hair, gather up my school stuff, check Facebook

8:00 AM: drive to school-no time for b-fast! 

8:30 AM-11:30 AM: classes-i’m an A student! :) :) :)

11:30 AM-12:30 PM: lunch period! sometimes i go to the library to catch up on my studying with my besties, and sometimes i sit with Josh and his soccer team buddies. i usually eat a turkey sandwich, a light yogurt, and a diet coke! :) :) my faves...or sometimes ill have a salad :D

12:35 PM: check hair and makeup in bathroom mirror :O 

12:40 PM: run to class!

12:41 PM-2:30 PM: afternoon classes

2:45 PM: start soccer practice! :) snack on trail mix or raw veggies

3:15 PM: drive home from soccer practice in my shiny new Prius that Daddy got me!

3:30 PM: try on new outfit combos i saw in Seventeen magazine in preparation for my movie date for Josh McWhiteboy.  finally decide on a dynamite babydoll tee and some hott jeanz! :D i got them at Hollister...BEST STORE EVAH! i am a total hollister hottie. i also put on some Dior Daisy perfume...mmm.

4:00 PM: OMG! movie with Josh! <3 im totally pumped. josh offers me some popcorn...too bad it’s os fattening because it is yummy :)

6:00 PM: after Josh tried to go to far ith me in the back of his car, i got mad at ihm. he apologized and said never again...but still :’(

6:30 PM: dinner-grilled chicken and veggies!

7:30 PM: fam time with my little bro and my parents. played Scrabble. 

8:30 PM: do homework :(

9:00 PM: watch The Hills.

9:30 PM: Josh calls, apologizes, says ‘sorry babe, don’t be mad at me.’ i’m not mad. 

10:00 PM: check my FB page again

10:30: check my personal calendar on my iPhone. Txt a few peeps + lay out my outfit for tomorrow. 

11:00 lights out after staring at the Taylor Lautner poster on my wall….what a hottie <3